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Today are a very special day. It was on this day, many years ago, that the Sylkitty was bornded. I can almost hear it now...Kitty saying to me, "Shayshay...I are just Kitty." Well, "Just Kitty" are very special. Let me explain...

Back in the beginning of time, things were pretty boring. Not only was there no video games, no movies and no villagers to make into snackies, there was no Kitty! This are was not acceable...not even a little bit. Making Kitty at this point was not really an option, but as with every worthwhile goal, there needed to be a start.

Existance as nobody knew it, being fed up with the distinct lack of Kitty (and I can't really blame it) got fed up and kerblewied, laying the groundwork for an environment that would one day support humanity, and in turn...Kitty.

Hmm...then ummm, the planet wasn't all that developed as you can see. Mother nature threw out yellow scribbles and green scribbles all higgledy piggledy like, causing the dinosaurs to get really upset and gang up on the gray one. It's unfortunate though, because it had the coatmaker gene and would have saved the dinosaurs from going extinct when things got chilly. Undaunted, the two orange ones in the corner tried to breed another savior, but alas...

From the sky came a great comet, slamming into the earth and kicking up a metric asston of dust into the sky. The dust blocked out the sun and caused an iceage, killing off all the coatless dinosaurs who then lamented being so mean to the gray dinosaur.

Countless millenia later, humanity spread across the face of the world and, for a time, prospered.

From deep within the earth, ancient Lavos awakened. Looking to the humanity that flourished around it, it saw potential...but there was no Kitty. With a heavy sigh, and a heavier heart, Lavos left earth to it's own devices. Without Kitty, there was nobody on earth that was interesting enough to stay for.

Time passed and humanity passed it's time by farming, killing each other and seeing if they could get away with using the primitive streets they had built as a kind of open sewer. There was no Kitty around to snuggle wif, so people looked around for something to cuddle and, in a fit of bad judgement, decided plague rats might fit the bill. It didn't.

Many years, many pustules and many deaths later a guy named Hitler wanted to build an empire to last a thousand years in hopes that Kitty would be born into his "master race". Unfortunately, he was batshit crazy and killed lotsa people.

War raged across the world and all seemed lost until ummmm... a...*cough* brigade of unicorn hoveround cavalry broke the front lines and won the war. *cough* I serious...it are a fact. I know because of my learnings.

The heriosm of the Hoveround Brigade ushered in an era of peace, lubbs and ease of mobility. The time of Kitty was drawing close and people were filled with hope. In those times a wide eyed Shayshay was born.

Things were kinda boring for Shayshay, not having Kitty to play wif.

But Shayshay did his best to keep busy. He played some Dungeons and Dragons...

He um...did other stuffs...

But when all was said and done...Shayshay was lonely...

About that time, in a faraway place, the time everyone had waited for had come! Mr and Mrs Kitty gathered together and looked down at their newborn Sylkitty and smiled. The three wise cats had come to pay homage to Kitty, and there off to the side is the little drummer cat. Pah rum pum pum pum! The sweet Sylkitty had arrived!!!

Shayshay could feel it. A wave of happiness washed over him. Somewhere, out there, was Kitty. He didn't know where she was...he didn't even know who she was...but that didn't matter now...there was much to do!

Shayshay needed to train. Kitty would need a hero and he intended to be it! Day and night he practiced... Knowing Kitty could well be anywhere in the world, he mastered the anything goes school of martial arts cat flying.

Kitty would need a hero who would stand up for her, take care of her and fight for her. With diligence, Shayshay turned his body into a living weapon, honing his skills and practicing his marial prowess until he was ready to take on the world for his Kitty!

Now to find her! Shayshay set off to find his Kitty fair, his heart full of hope, his backpack full of hoho's.

Things did not go very well for Shayshay. For starters, not knowing who Kitty was turned out to be a bit of a problem. "Are you my Kitty?", Shayshay would ask. Only to be lied to time and time again. He didn't know where his kitty was, but he did know it wasn't the smelly guy in the bus station with the stained trenchcoat and it wasn't the girl that pet far too hard.

The years passed and Shayshay's hopes dwindled. Years of abuse at the hands of others had taken their toll and it seemed as if Kitty would never be found. Not only that, after that last girl, Shayshay thought it best to wear protective headger. The downside of this is it came in two styles...ugly and fucking ugly.

Shayshay needed to rethink things. He knew in his heart that Kitty was out there somewhere... But how to find her? No, I not doing anything wif my hand there. Really. I not!! Next picture!

When he least expectored it, it are teh happened! Shayshay didn't know it was Kitty at the time, but there she was in his linkshell needing help wif something. All his years of training took over, and before he knew it, he had helped Kitty and was on her friend list. Still, he didn't know she was THE KITTY!!!

Before long Kitty and I were friends and had lots of fun on Final Fantasy together.

But Kitty wanted to do other things wif her Shayshay and opened him up to a whole big world of fun with her. Shayshay had lots and lots of fun with his Sylkitty and was very happy.

Even though sometimes Shayshay has a tendency to um, scout areas for Kitty that Kitty might not have been planning on visiting.

Now Shayshay and Kitty have all kinds of wonderful adventures and share great times almost every day! :D

And if that isn't enough to prove that you are very special, know that over the time we have spent together you have worked your way into my heart and I love you very dearly. I look forward to our times together and am very happy to be the one you choose to spend your time with. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the the world. Happy Birthday sweetheart, I hope I was able to make you smile a little and make you realize that you're someone very special to me.



"It are a fact." - Your Shayshay <3